Looking through the personal section I found a young woman with a sense of adventure I found greatly captivating. I couldn’t the chance to see If our fantasies would mesh and lead to something more:
Tragically she has yet to respond. Leaving me wondering what could have been.
As a respected amateur historian and I am always on the look out for artifacts of interest. I was fortunate enough to come across a piece of true americana. As any collector of things with too many things, I appealed to the salesman’s taste in the unusual and made him a counter offer he could not refuse:
Shockingly I did not hear a response from this gentleman. I once again must call into question the capabilities of the American businessman. The seller would have benefited from this trade in more ways than can be quantified in a simple blog post, yet through a total lack of foresight decided to forgo my offer. In the process he lost not only a $25 profit margin but also my respect as a collector of occult artifacts.
As any good American I spend lots of time on Craigslist looking to ever expand my collection of material possessions. Recently I stumbled across this lack luster piece of art. With a bit of vision on my side a could see potential yet fulfilled. Naturally I contacted the proprietor with a simple request:
Strangely the seller never replied. So I now pose the question what ever happened to the ingenuity of the american business man? Are there any craftsmen who value their work or wish to please the customer? I do not know the answer to these questions but I fear that the age of the American pop artist is dead and with it the sole of our country.